Lady Ardour attempts Travel Writing ...
“One o’ the girls goes to mai, Julie you look too prettai to be going to Fabric,” she said in her Welsh accent as we met by the Pret, close to Leicester Square Tube Station.
“One o’ the girls goes to mai, Julie you look too prettai to be going to Fabric,” she said in her Welsh accent as we met by the Pret, close to Leicester Square Tube Station.
I giggled, she
had a skater skirt and crop top on, I similar.
As we made our way down the steps of Leicester
Square Tube Station we converged with drunken men in suits, who had spent the
last few hours boozing with their mates. It was ten thirty on a Friday night and I’d
finished my shift in the Mexican, smelling of pork cornitas and churros.
Our
stop was Farringdon and there we met Victoria. Walking out onto the street we
were greeted by a guy who called over to us, “tickets for Fabric, MDMA, E. You
want it I’m selling?” Flashbacks to Felicia, my co-worker telling me “don’t
take any shit someone tries to sell you. It will be spiked.”
As we neared I could almost feel the
vibrations through the tarmac, as this world unfamiliar to me uncoiled underneath
my feet. Joining the queue we waited forty minutes; those around us surprisingly
sober. A limo pulled to the door and out stepped a black man in a leopard print
suit, top hat, sunglasses and cane. All eyes were on him as he entered the club
before us.
“He’s well dodge lookin’,” Victoria
said.
Thirty pounds
for a ticket into “London’s Best Nightclub” and we were shoved down into a
concrete chamber that at best resembled a prison. Later I would learn it was
once a meat factory. Inside, we roamed from room to room, dj after dj playing
repetitive dance tunes. A largely male population inhabited the club and each
time a song changed in the slightest the crowd cheered.
“I
fuckin’ love this song, mate,” the ones who could talk managed to say.
In pools of sweat and saliva they
jerked and convulsed on the dance floor at speeds unknown to Usain Bolt.
To
the bathrooms we went to join queues of people. A fountain of water lay in the
middle. At least thirty or forty jets of water spouted and people stumbled over
each other trying to reach this beautiful resource. Pouring it over their face
and into their mouths – the experienced had brought bottles.
On our way into
the next room we met security guards; they carried a girl who looked younger
than us, purple t-shirt and jeans with hole at the knees, her head lolled back.
She looked cold. A creeping in my gut and we were now walking into seating area;
it had a lowered ceiling and barely any light. People passed out on couches,
groups of friends chatting and laughing, others staring into space. We found a
seat in the corner and watched as security shined lights along the floor and up
to the pockets of people in an attempt to find narcotics.
“Is
this the best they can do?” I asked.
One
hour later, through the staircase we had earlier descended, we left. Again we
were checked by bouncers who shoved us out onto the street.
The
sharp London night met us. With a shock to my chest I gulped the air. A Big Mac
Meal and the N65 Bus, ninety minutes later we lay safe in our beds.
Another morning
rush into the city, stopping at Sainsbury’s for a bottle of water and
pre-packed tuna sandwich; from the The
Guardian on the newsstand I read
the headline: “Girl Dies in Fabric Nightclub London After Bad Batch of MDMA.”
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